Rhythm Buff Mugs

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"That is an outrageous slur."

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Next in Lion

'At least I don't have his life.'

Best mates

Ballet Lovers

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

God save the Queen.

The King In The Rain.

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Bell Hop