Symphony Buff Mugs

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Champagne

Horti-Culture

"That is an outrageous slur."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Scotch and water musick."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Piano Keyboard

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Edvard Grieg

Golden age of music

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Edward Elgar.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Maestro

Don Pasquale

Mozart with a violin case.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"