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"OK, listen up. Trombones slide into motion, tubas go deep, and percussion bangs it up the middle. Got that?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Champagne

Horti-Culture

"That is an outrageous slur."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Scotch and water musick."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Edvard Grieg

Golden age of music

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Edward Elgar.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Maestro

Don Pasquale

Mozart with a violin case.