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"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Cimafunk

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

"That is an outrageous slur."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Senta jumps into the sea

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Freddie Mercury

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Can't Touch This

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Piano Keyboard

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'