Symphony Aficionado Mugs

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

'Music book'

Riccardo Muti

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Bassoons.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

My other cello is a Stradivari

Eric Clapton.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

Piano Keyboard

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."