Symphony Aficionado Pillows

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

'Music book'

Riccardo Muti

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Bassoons.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Fossil record player.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Woman crying with happiness.

Piano Keyboard

Bryan Ferry

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Elevator Music

Malcolm Sargent

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin Practise