Concert Aficionado Pillows

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"Yeah, it's just like being there!"

'Yawn ... It was easier to stay awake when I worked rock concerts.'

"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

Sir Arthur Bliss.

Trying cellos, perfect!

Cut out and keep your own Bouncer.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

all of a sudden Vladimir Chencovitch couldn't remember the next note

'Good, they have a matinee session: We'll be home in time to roost...'

'I like to be comfortable."

'Bloody good idea!'

Bach Double Violin Concerto

Violinist

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

The Selfie

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Bryan Ferry