Concert Aficionado Gifts

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"Yeah, it's just like being there!"

'Yawn ... It was easier to stay awake when I worked rock concerts.'

"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

Sir Arthur Bliss.

Trying cellos, perfect!

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

Cut out and keep your own Bouncer.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

all of a sudden Vladimir Chencovitch couldn't remember the next note

'Good, they have a matinee session: We'll be home in time to roost...'

'I like to be comfortable."

'Bloody good idea!'

Bach Double Violin Concerto

Violinist

A Symphony of Penguins

Cimafunk

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

The Selfie

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme