Concertos Aficionado Gifts

Violinists.

Demure lady with gloves

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Pirate

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Back to school.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Wotan with eye patch

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

A man taking a bow

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Drummer

Un ballo in maschera

Mimi's final scene

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Alberich steals the gold

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'