Concertos Aficionado Prints

Violinists.

Demure lady with gloves

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Pirate

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Scarpia from Tosca

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Mikado

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Silly wig.

Wotan with eye patch

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

A man taking a bow

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Drummer

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Un ballo in maschera

Mimi's final scene

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Alberich steals the gold

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'