Quartet Aficionado Prints

Barbershop

Demure lady with gloves

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Pirate

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Mikado

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Wotan with eye patch

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Silly wig.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

A man taking a bow

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Drummer

Three Ladies

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Un ballo in maschera

Mimi's final scene

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Alberich steals the gold

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Daughters at Bedtime

Golden age of music