Quartet Aficionado Gifts

Barbershop

Demure lady with gloves

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Pirate

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Back to school.

Wotan with eye patch

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Silly wig.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

Drummer

A man taking a bow

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Un ballo in maschera

Mimi's final scene

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Alberich steals the gold

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Golden age of music