Quartet Lover Gifts

String Quartet Vending Machine

Mardi Gras

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Four children playing the flute.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Rainbow Quartet

Economy - USA.

Quartet.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Quartet of chefs.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Volcaniax

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Aggression/Security

Tipping Pain Chart

Double Saxophone

Sir Edward Elgar

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Treble

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Lute

"No, son. Let him finish."

Graph to find your IQ

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'...and on Bass...'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'