Quartet Lover T-Shirts

String Quartet Vending Machine

Mardi Gras

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Four children playing the flute.

Rainbow Quartet

Economy - USA.

Quartet.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Quartet of chefs.

Volcaniax

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Tipping Pain Chart

Double Saxophone

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Aggression/Security

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Graph to find your IQ

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"No, son. Let him finish."

Lute

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Treble

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'...and on Bass...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'