Quartet Fan T-Shirts

Barber shop quartet

Four children playing the flute.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Jimi Hendrix.

Music Hall Dancers

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Sir Elton John

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

Leonard Bernstein

The Polygon family at home

Cherub string quartets

Mick Jagger at 95.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

'I'm so lonesome...'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Franz Joseph Haydn

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Chilli Quartet

'You honor, I'd like to tell my client's life story with the accompaniment of a string quartet.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Damon Albarn

Peter Green, 1946-2020

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'