Cardio Buff Gifts

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."