Bar Brawler Prints

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I'm getting sick and tired of people being so agreeable!'

Bouncers outside nightclub: 'I enjoy the anti-social interaction.'

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'

'Tomorrow they will claim that they were just 'merry'!'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Musical Fight

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Cool bulls.

'Take it outside!'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

Umbrella fight.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"Everything in a can's thirty-one."