Bar Fans Prints

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Absolutely not!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

A chip off the old block...

Friday 5.30pm.

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

A complimentary biscuit

GDP and G&T.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Conan the Custodian.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Barber of Seville

Happy hour.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Blues Nite Pub

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.