Barber Pole Fan T-Shirts

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Desert Island BBQ

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Absolutely not!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Pirates

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Hairstyles

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Barber shop quartet

Trash-talkin' artists

Landlubbers ONLY!

Barber of Seville

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Curling Rocks!

"Loved Jamaica!"

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Gustav Klimt

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."