Bison Admirer Gifts

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Happy Easter

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Stockwell's day

"Which one's yours?"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Spring in Japan.

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

Leadership never hibernates.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

A smiling badger

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Easter Island

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

Bear Porridge

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."