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"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Happy Easter

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Which one's yours?"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Stockwell's day

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Spring in Japan.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

A smiling badger

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Leadership never hibernates.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Easter Island

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

The Flirtateous Period

Add Your Own Caption Week #220