Badger Admirer Pillows

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

If You Smell Gas.

A smiling badger

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Shakespeare's Brain

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Bat

Leadership never hibernates.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Bear Porridge