Frog Watching Gifts

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

'He asked me for a light and I told him frogs don't carry matches.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I think we may be related!"

Frog flirting.

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"And would you like flies with that?"