Frog Gifts

Frog toaster.

"Well, I'm not sure, it wasn't in the least bit damp"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"And would you like flies with that?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The Frog Prince

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"