Frog Gifts

Frog toaster.

"Well, I'm not sure, it wasn't in the least bit damp"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

The Frog Prince

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

Fearless Frog Part 12

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."