Frogs Gifts

"I thought you were on the pill."

The plague of frogs begins

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'Who gets the soup with the fly in it?'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'It's certainly the worst case of 'frog in my throat' I've ever seen!'

'I dreamed last night that the animal rights people are getting us family allowances!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

The first princess to kiss me liked frogs' legs.

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

Handsome young prince needs money or a kiss.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Don't laugh, you should see him catch fly balls."

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

Frog wearing party hat catches fly with 'Party blower'.

"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'It wasn't until years of traversing the same deadly highway that one day Frogger noticed a convenient overpass.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Girls are OK, but frogs and dogs are more faithful!'

"Why did she have to kiss me?"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'DIY toadstools Fred! We could sell the spores: We'll be rich!'

'Imposter! There's been no Frog Prince since the French revolution.'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"So, turn me into a frog would you."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"Of course he had to renounce all claim to the throne, but I'm still hoping to find a cure."