Frogs Gifts

"I thought you were on the pill."

The plague of frogs begins

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

'Who gets the soup with the fly in it?'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'It's certainly the worst case of 'frog in my throat' I've ever seen!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

'I dreamed last night that the animal rights people are getting us family allowances!'

The first princess to kiss me liked frogs' legs.

Handsome young prince needs money or a kiss.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Don't laugh, you should see him catch fly balls."

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

Frog wearing party hat catches fly with 'Party blower'.

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Excuse you. Don't embarrass me in public."

"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I croaked. How about you?"

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

A frog catches a tiny UFO

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Total Bull Frog

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Why did she have to kiss me?"

'It wasn't until years of traversing the same deadly highway that one day Frogger noticed a convenient overpass.'

'Girls are OK, but frogs and dogs are more faithful!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'