Frog Researcher Gifts

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

The Frog Prince

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"