Frog Researcher T-Shirts

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

The Frog Prince

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Beware of the frog"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Pond Dipping...

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'