Studying Frogs T-Shirts

Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Fearless Frog Part 19

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Leap Frog

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'