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Psych 101 Frog Lab

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'I admire your floatibility.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'This duck call works too well.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"