Frog Dissecting Detective Gifts

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'I admire your floatibility.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'This duck call works too well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"What happened to what cat?"

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."