Frog Watching Pillows

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

'He asked me for a light and I told him frogs don't carry matches.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

TSA Noah

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"I think we may be related!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'