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Preschools for Dogs

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Now you know how I feel."

"Well, you have the wrong address lady. At my puppy school, I teach how to fight and how to survive eating out of garbage bins..."

"We're not picky - whatever's not fresh."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

The Woof man

"Cat box"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

Hot Air Balloon

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"You've already been for a walk."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."