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Preschools for Dogs

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Now you know how I feel."

"Well, you have the wrong address lady. At my puppy school, I teach how to fight and how to survive eating out of garbage bins..."

"We're not picky - whatever's not fresh."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

The Woof man

"Cat box"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Hot Air Balloon

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"You've already been for a walk."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'