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"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

10 K Tail-Chase

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Hot Air Balloon

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I'll take this one."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."