Dog Behavior Geek Pillows

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"A little help, please."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Canine Scentipede

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

Hot Air Balloon

"I'll take this one."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."