Animal Behavior Geek Pillows

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"He always has to get the last 'meow' in."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'...I'm going out for a waddle.'

Lizard watches for predators.

"That's it honey!...Wiggle that slime trail."

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I'll take this one."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog History

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

I've been feeling sluggish lately.