Canine Behavior Nerd Pillows

Sniffing Zoo

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Canine Scentipede

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"I'll take this one."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog History

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

I've been feeling sluggish lately.