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Sniffing Zoo

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Canine Scentipede

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I'll take this one."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Ostrich Curoisities

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."