Quirky Behavior Explorer Pillows

I don't have any awesome mannerisms. I saw it on Cracked's Youtube channel. Jimmy Fallon always punctuates his jokes with gibberish. Harrison Ford always points at people he's talking to. Kristen Stewart always bites her lower lip. Jennifer Aniston clears her throat all the time. I've always thought she should get that checked. John Cusack is always getting rained on. Not sure that's a mannerism. How is my public supposed to do funny impersonations of me if I don't have any subtle but distinguis

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Unnatural History Museum

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

Fakir Shrink.

'Well, you have people pox.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

Overused Animal Cliches

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Community Bed de Luxe

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

Now on Facebook.

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

Latter-day saints

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

Penguin on skis.