Human Behavior Explorer Pillows

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

This is your brain on cartoons

"You have got to want to change."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

DNA Analysis

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

Codependipity.

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

'Business is booming...come in.'

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

The Prisoner's Dilemma

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.

'You were saying that because you're the levelheaded one in the family, you deserve more respect.'