Human Behavior Analyzers Pillows

Body Language...

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

'Please Miss, I know why birds fly south in the winter. It's because it's too far to walk!'

"Why would I demean myself to be Master's best friend when I can be Master's master?"

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.