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"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

Anxiety/More Anxiety

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Claustrophobics' Club

"The bad news is that your hypochondria seems to be getting worse."

Talk about performance anxiety.

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

"My latest hobby is panicking."

"Hmm...this is an extreme case...!"

"I don't fear fear, I fear the fear of fearing fear."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Fight or Flight