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Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"He's always had a short fuse."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."