Stress Expert Gifts

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Dude. You seem tense."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Monday around 9PM.

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'You need some stress.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."