Stress-free Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Simple Pleasures of the Non-Commuter

On holiday.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'No sweat shop'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

Death from Overwork.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Emergency yoga

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

"I'm really trying not to bring my work home with me."

Psychiatrist stretcher

this is excellent work, Charles, showing the deleterious health effects of stress. But I'm still not giving you extra vacation time.

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"