Stress-free Lifestyle Advocates Gifts

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

On holiday.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"We need to walk."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'No sweat shop'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

Death from Overwork.

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

Emergency yoga

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

Psychiatrist stretcher

"I'm really trying not to bring my work home with me."

this is excellent work, Charles, showing the deleterious health effects of stress. But I'm still not giving you extra vacation time.

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'He's in a rut!'

Where am I? Hospital. Saint Snickers. Hospital? Why? You got so mad at huge oil company profits that you passed out. Saint Snickers?! Corporate sponsor. Doctor says no yelling.

'Right, your anti-stress medication now that was mygloxin, but we can give you 'easicalm' or 'staylow' in red or green tablets, and then there's...'

An excessive workload was beginning to take it's toll.