Stress-free Lifestyle Advocates Gifts

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

On holiday.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'No sweat shop'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

Death from Overwork.

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Emergency yoga

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

this is excellent work, Charles, showing the deleterious health effects of stress. But I'm still not giving you extra vacation time.

Psychiatrist stretcher

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

"I'm really trying not to bring my work home with me."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'He's in a rut!'

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

'Right, your anti-stress medication now that was mygloxin, but we can give you 'easicalm' or 'staylow' in red or green tablets, and then there's...'

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"