Stress-free Living Expert Gifts

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"Dude. You seem tense."

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"You're incredibly tight."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'