Stress-busting Guru Gifts

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Dude. You seem tense."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"You're incredibly tight."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

In the Fever Cubicle