Stress Management Guru Gifts

'Why bother to budget? So we can worry before we spend money, as well as afterwards.'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

"I'm under a lot of pressure at work."

A day in the life of a fiduciary.

"I can't take the stress anymore, doctor!"

"Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over."

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

Costs and Blood Pressure

"I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

'Stop worrying! If this firm was facing bankruptcy, we'd be the first to know.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'This should be done within the next ten minutes because our company will go bankrupt in about fifteen minutes.'

"In the light of recent cutbacks we've had to slightly lengthen your job description."

"Try to relax."

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

'I don't sit around worrying when something goes wrong. I just quickly panic!'

'He never has any stress but he is a carrier.'

"What do you think of all these insurance forms and paperwork, Pastor?"

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

'Staff just can't keep up with all the changes...Every week it's a different performance indicator, they're all wondering what the government's next target will be?'

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"I tried working at home but couldn't sustain the misery and terror that keeps me going at the office."

"I'm giving you something to raise your low blood pressure...my bill."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Talk about pressure, they've already purchased the 'new & improved' labels."