Relaxation Guru Mugs

"What I like most about being a dog is all the free time."

The Weekend

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"I delegated all my responsibilities, now there's nothing left to do."

"My doctor told me to take it easy."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I think you just found my funny bone."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'How can you just lie there all day?'

"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

Traffic Light Instructions

'Sure, we have a long way to go but give us credit for knowing how to relax.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Burn out

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."

Woman in a bathtub.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Life is Wood

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"...but also remember to let them out again."

"So, what'll it be...binge watching, binge eating or both?"

'Relax again - this time, imagine just some of the stress leaving your body.'

'I have nothing against you recharging your batteries. I just think you should do it on your own time.'

"Avoid sitting."

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Mental health