Therapy Guru Mugs

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

Self help acupuncture

Licensed Therapist

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Sir Winston Churchill

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Postwar is hell."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

Couples' therapy

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'